HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW?
I just got an email from an old High-school friend. I thought. Hey, what's he up to? Is he emailling me to tell me that he's about to have another kid or that a mutual friend is about to get married. Hey. we're in out late thirties, things like this happen. Or is even one of those - every so often salutations just because he and his wife were watching an episode of Three's Company on TVopolis and they thought of me because I used to have a massive crush on Joyce De Whitt. (Who still looks good by the way). "Hey, Marc used to have a hard-on for Janet, I wonder what he's up to? " No it wasn't. It was an impersonal, make me rant, everyone-I-ever-emailed-to gets it, spam scam.
Alright, this rant is for all those people who still send those email forwards that ask you to send it to five of your friends and Bill Gates will put you in his will of give you part of his lung or some guy in a country you never heard of will put a sizable amount of money into your bank account so the Prince in his country can escape a military coup, of some kid with an incurable disease from some third-world country who doesn't have clean drinking water or managed to get his hands on a computer and a email list. Whatever.
The thing is, how could you not know that these are fake? Are you sending it off just to be sure? Just incase someone sent you a random email offering you several hundred or thousands of dollars for you to bother everyone you know with mindless email crap and take yours and everyone's name you know, ping it, and compile a list to sell to people so they can spam your email all over again!
You never know, it could be real. These are the same dolt-fucks who think wrestling and Tommy Lee goes to college is real.
All I'm asking is that you think FUCK HEADS before you send off crap like that. Nobody likes it, and nobody likes that you do it. In essence - NOBODY LIKES YOU! That little girl, in first grade, with the origami paper puzzle that asked you what your favourite color was just so she could tell you you were an asshole - She was right.
CONTRIBUTE TO SOCIETY, don't cause it's downfall. Take this rant - send it to five people you know and shove it up your collective asses.
M
Alright, this rant is for all those people who still send those email forwards that ask you to send it to five of your friends and Bill Gates will put you in his will of give you part of his lung or some guy in a country you never heard of will put a sizable amount of money into your bank account so the Prince in his country can escape a military coup, of some kid with an incurable disease from some third-world country who doesn't have clean drinking water or managed to get his hands on a computer and a email list. Whatever.
The thing is, how could you not know that these are fake? Are you sending it off just to be sure? Just incase someone sent you a random email offering you several hundred or thousands of dollars for you to bother everyone you know with mindless email crap and take yours and everyone's name you know, ping it, and compile a list to sell to people so they can spam your email all over again!
You never know, it could be real. These are the same dolt-fucks who think wrestling and Tommy Lee goes to college is real.
All I'm asking is that you think FUCK HEADS before you send off crap like that. Nobody likes it, and nobody likes that you do it. In essence - NOBODY LIKES YOU! That little girl, in first grade, with the origami paper puzzle that asked you what your favourite color was just so she could tell you you were an asshole - She was right.
CONTRIBUTE TO SOCIETY, don't cause it's downfall. Take this rant - send it to five people you know and shove it up your collective asses.
M
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