Wednesday, November 01, 2006

BABY CARRIAGES AND PARENTS

Why are baby carriages the size of SUV's now? I can understand how there could be extra room at the bottom of the carriage to put some articles in import - but they are FUCKING HUGE!

Think about someone else for a change when you walk through a mall, or take a bus or are standing in front of a coffee shop because you have to fix your child so they don't get chilly in their Lululemon baby clothes, but the world has to stop because you've decided to cause the entrance way to be backed up.

Then the fucking attitude you give the people who are trying to skooch by you because they are late or they want to get out or the fact that they just don't care to wait for your pretentious ass so the entire store can notice you.

Look, I didn't ask for you to fuck and spawn. I didn't ask for you to choke up our sidewalks with your SUC's "Sport Utility Carriages" then our roads and highways with the SUV's and Minivans because no other vehicle is big enough to hold your monster baby haulers.

So instead of destroying a person's fine day, have some iota of thought, get the fuck out of way, I got work to do and places to go, come out after 9 am and get in after 5 pm, just stay out of everyone's way. Please. - and's that's more courtesy than I ever got from you.

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