NEW TERM: IKAGGERS

n. (eye-kag-erz): Stands for I-Know-A-Guy. Someone who knows people who can do stuff for us, that is not in our inner circle of influence.

There are three types of IKAGGERS. The example given is a nightclub setting.

Type 1. I know the door man. We can surpass the line.
Type 2. I know the manager. He can get us in free.
Type 3. I know the owner. He'll comp us all night.


Example:
Person 1. "You need tickets to the U2 concert, I know a guy."
Person 2. "You're an IKAGGER."

NEW TERM : MALLIGAGGER

noun: (mawl-E-gag-erz): Someone who wanders around a mall with no specific purpose and does nothing but get in the way of people trying to get somewhere.

"I was late because of all the malligaggers."

(pl) - malligaggers