A 15% CHILD TAX
I know I rant a lot about inconsiderate parents and their everyday travels. Well, today is no different. I was having dinner with a friend and at a table nearby sat three couples and about five children aging anywhere from 3 - 14.
Well, the 3 year-old couldn't sit still, so the 7 year-old decided to chase her around the restaurant in the typical I'm going to disturb everyone's evening manner. When the waiter returned with out drinks I basically asked him if we could be moved because of the inconsiderate parents that sat nearby.
The waiter of course appeased us and moved us right away - far from the table of inconsiderate fucking parents.
This is when I thought of the 15% child tax. There will be two types of restaurants - kid friendly and non- kid friendly. The kid friendly ones are like Chuck E Cheese. They let the kids be kids. The non - kid friendly ones are every other restaurant. Then when you bring your kids into these restaurant, there is a minimum of a 15% child tax. If you drink alcohol you pay and alcohol tax, now you should pay a kid tax. The thing is it a minimum of 15%. but any children you have the number more than three, there is another 5% tax for each child. - Five children - 25% tax. The servers certainly deserve it, and it will deter parents who have obviously earned a free pass from any social grace because they have a child to determine if they want to spend the money and eat there. - Everybody wins.
Everyone.
Well, the 3 year-old couldn't sit still, so the 7 year-old decided to chase her around the restaurant in the typical I'm going to disturb everyone's evening manner. When the waiter returned with out drinks I basically asked him if we could be moved because of the inconsiderate parents that sat nearby.
The waiter of course appeased us and moved us right away - far from the table of inconsiderate fucking parents.
This is when I thought of the 15% child tax. There will be two types of restaurants - kid friendly and non- kid friendly. The kid friendly ones are like Chuck E Cheese. They let the kids be kids. The non - kid friendly ones are every other restaurant. Then when you bring your kids into these restaurant, there is a minimum of a 15% child tax. If you drink alcohol you pay and alcohol tax, now you should pay a kid tax. The thing is it a minimum of 15%. but any children you have the number more than three, there is another 5% tax for each child. - Five children - 25% tax. The servers certainly deserve it, and it will deter parents who have obviously earned a free pass from any social grace because they have a child to determine if they want to spend the money and eat there. - Everybody wins.
Everyone.
posted by Five Strangers Films Ltd at 5:15 PM
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